Friday, June 10, 2011

H-Beam Bio: Mitch Huffman



MITCH HUFFMAN
OCCUPATION: H-Beam’s Manager/Head Beautician/Leading Ass-Hole of the State
FAVORITE FOOD: Scotch
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: “Who touched all my shit?!?!”
You’ll know him when you hear him open his moustache encrusted filthy mouth. The head nacho. The big sleaze. The guy who cuts the checks in this outfit. With his no B.S. approach to all things H-Beam, whether it involves sweet talking the strumpets and trollops after the show, or beating the hecklers back with a nine-iron, Mitch Huffman gets the job done. Celebrity endorser of Hambone’s Bananaise®, head activist for “Shut Up & Sit Down,” author of “The Little Man and the Boat: And Other Knuckle-Jam Festivities,” and host of the online talk show “Mitch.” If Mitch did it, he’ll let you know.