OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride.
Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.