Catch Up On Some Sleep

Hot off the presses from the H-Beam Estate, it's the brand new feel good track of the year, "Catch Up On Some Sleep." Part of the "Lettuce Pray" recording sessions, H-Beam wishes you and your fellow weirdos a relaxing Turkey week in hopes that you get to catch up at least a little on some holiday R&R!

  Catch Up On Some Sleep by hbeamlive

Curt Redding - Drums
Russell Wright - Electric Bass
Andrew Hagen - Baritone Sax
Matt Walberg - Electric Guitar/Vocals/Keys
Produced and recorded by Matt Walberg at the H-Beam Estate Studios

sCREAM on the Green!!!

What a time it was!!! The H-Beam party at this years finale to Nashville's Live on the Green was in full effect. Great crowd, great production, and great occasion. Dubbed "Scream on the Green" and invoking the Halloween spirit, H-Beam co-billed with Nashville's talented Here Come The Mummies and Eastern Block. All the characters were out and about. The Love Panda was spotted riding a borrowed huffy up and down 2nd Avenue and caused four cases of serious bruising in the banana flinging incident. The players were right on and having a great time with the rocking crowd who definitely were delighted to see the Flash Mob East Nashville Zombies make it out of the grave to participate in a little "Thriller" tribute. Thank you for being weird with us, Nashville. See you soon!

We Might Be Fine

Those damn Mayans and fanatics alike are trying to scare the whole world with this Twenty-Twelve "end of the world" hoopty-doo, and H-Beam is here to stop it! Taking advice from those cute little igbok™ stickers, we here at the H-Beam Estate would like to remind everyone out there in internet land that the world couldn't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia! Take the "H-Beam Loves You" mantra and spread it! Thanks for listening and always supporting the Weirdo Collective!

We Might Be Fine - H-Beam

"We Might Be Fine" on ReverbNation

  We Might Be Fine by hbeamlive 

H-Beam Bio: Don Bigoté

DON BIGOTE
OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
FAVORITE FOOD:
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride. Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.

H-Beam Bio: Andrew Fantastic

ANDREW FANTASTIC
OCCUPATION: Lead Blower/Resident Magician/Disguise Master
FAVORITE FOOD: Anything without mustard
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: “I will make a bird appear.”
There’s magic in the air and it smells like money! It’s Andrew Fantastic! (Trumpets Fanfare) After studying at the most pompous music program in the nation, during his Hogshorts Close-Magic Magician residency, all the while working hand in hand with the Swedish equivalent of the C.I.A., Andrew Fantastic joined H-Beam. Kinda over-qualified. Yeah...we know. With his nimble fingers and cunning use of misdirection, Andrew Fantastic will blow your mind be it sound or sorcery. You might not even know it was him.

H-Beam Bio: Don Bigoté

DON BIGOTE
OCCUPATION: Outlaw Moustache/Trim Specialist/Waxer & Milker
FAVORITE FOOD:
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: (Heavily muffled) “Who wants a moustache ride?”
No barber can tame him. No man can blame him. The power is all in the ‘stache. As Don Bigoté rides off into the setting sun, a lover waits, ready to take the ride of their life. With a horde of angry and insecure significant others closing in on his trail ready to shave him into oblivion, the casanova moustache of the H-Beam family will never straighten his curly ways as there is always a lover waiting for a moustache ride.
Shrouded in mystery and shorn to secrecy, once your on top, there’s little to stop Don Bigoté’s Infamous moustache ride.

H-Beam Bio: Mitch Huffman

MITCH HUFFMAN
OCCUPATION: H-Beam’s Manager/Head Beautician/Leading Ass-Hole of the State
FAVORITE FOOD: Scotch
OFTEN HEARD SAYING: “Who touched all my shit?!?!”
You’ll know him when you hear him open his moustache encrusted filthy mouth. The head nacho. The big sleaze. The guy who cuts the checks in this outfit. With his no B.S. approach to all things H-Beam, whether it involves sweet talking the strumpets and trollops after the show, or beating the hecklers back with a nine-iron, Mitch Huffman gets the job done. Celebrity endorser of Hambone’s Bananaise®, head activist for “Shut Up & Sit Down,” author of “The Little Man and the Boat: And Other Knuckle-Jam Festivities,” and host of the online talk show “Mitch.” If Mitch did it, he’ll let you know.